In case you were wondering if Slovakia has any gorgeous women, the short answer is — yes.  The long answer is — what the fuck are you wondering about that for?  Lucia Dvosrka is prancing about in skimpy bikinies.  Now, stop being gay, and start making God cry.

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According to my own personal theory, redheads are either really hot or really ugly.  As you’ve probably guessed, Cintia Dicker is really hot.  Really, really hot.  Like, I would murder your entire family, cut off both of my legs, and drown an entire litter of puppies just to see a boob, hot.  Think I should [...]

After closely examining (I need a new microscope) this video and the accompanying photos, and taking into account her bodypaint extravaganza, Brooklyn Decker may have just in fact risen to the top of my lady pile to claim the “Hottest Lady Chick in the World” title.  It’s a prestigious honor.  Ms. Decker shall be showered [...]

Well, we’ve reached the last model in this year’s collection of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue bodypaint models.  Previously, we had Brooklyn Decker, Jessica White, and Irina Shayk.  The final piece of the sexy puzzle (I spent thirty seconds trying to figure out exactly what I meant with that, but in the end I decided I [...]