Posts Tagged ‘Sports Illustrated’

Esti Ginzburg in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 27th, 2009 by by Hops

Bar Refaeli better watch out, there’s a new super hot Israeli model in town (my town?  Please say yes).  Sure, Bar is quite a bit hotter at the moment, but Esti Ginzburg is only eighteen.  Yes, eighteen.  She can only get better from here.
Click the link after the pictures to view Esti’s video diary.

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Danica Patrick in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 26th, 2009 by by Hops

Damn.  Danica Patrick is far and away the hottest race car driver.  Sure, there’s like three women drivers in all of racing (right?), but even if whatever league she is in was filled to the bra with tits (what?), Danica would still be tops.  Of course, I have absolutely no proof to back that claim, [...]

Lucia Dvosrka in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 24th, 2009 by by Hops

In case you were wondering if Slovakia has any gorgeous women, the short answer is — yes.  The long answer is — what the fuck are you wondering about that for?  Lucia Dvosrka is prancing about in skimpy bikinies.  Now, stop being gay, and start making God cry.

Cintia Dicker in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 23rd, 2009 by by Hops

According to my own personal theory, redheads are either really hot or really ugly.  As you’ve probably guessed, Cintia Dicker is really hot.  Really, really hot.  Like, I would murder your entire family, cut off both of my legs, and drown an entire litter of puppies just to see a boob, hot.  Think I should [...]

Brooklyn Decker in 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 20th, 2009 by by Hops

After closely examining (I need a new microscope) this video and the accompanying photos, and taking into account her bodypaint extravaganza, Brooklyn Decker may have just in fact risen to the top of my lady pile to claim the “Hottest Lady Chick in the World” title.  It’s a prestigious honor.  Ms. Decker shall be showered [...]