Why the hell did they have this premiere in Japan? How the fuck is Megan supposed to have fun over there — they don’t have big American penis. They should have had it in a place worthy of Megan’s ridiculous gorgeousness. Like, say, for instance, my shed my neighbor’s shed. Harold is gone most of the day, and at night he gets drunk and yells at squirrels, I don’t think he’d mind and/or notice.