Why the hell did they have this premiere in Japan? How the fuck is Megan supposed to have fun over there — they don’t have big American penis. They should have had it in a place worthy of Megan’s ridiculous gorgeousness. Like, say, for instance, my shed my neighbor’s shed. Harold is gone most of [...]

Damn, this movie looks like it’s going to be entertaining as all hell.  Sure, there will be some moments where you go, “Wait, what?” but then something will blow up or Megan Fox will come on the screen, and you’ll remember that, “It not important.”
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.
Alright then, this movie looks like it’s going to be absolutely fucking awesome.  The only way it could look any better is if they come out with a new trailer that has Megan Fox naked for seventeen hours.
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Like the rest of America, I watched the magnificient Super Bowl game that one day a couple of days ago.  The game was great, commercials were, “Meh.”  But they did show a clip of the upcoming Transformers movie, and boy did it ever excite my penis.