How come whenever I go on vacation to exotic beaches there are never supermodels shooting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalogue?  I mean, what the shit?  What do I have to do to get Marisa Miller to come jogging in front of my beach chair, preferrably naked?  Do you want me to wrestle a polar bear?  [...]

So, can we all agree that Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest woman to ever exist?  OK, good.  Because I was having a few drinks with Zeus earlier, and he was all like, “Dude, I could totally nail that,”  and I was like, “Dude, I don’t care if you’re the God of Thunder, Marisa [...]

Miranda Kerr can go ahead and stop being so adorably hot anytime now.  It’s just mean at this point…
*KAPOW*
Sorry about that, folks.  That was Tim, our newly-divorced intern.  Just because his wife sued him into bankruptcy and legally forbids him from seeing his kids, he feels that we need to share his pain.  I mean, [...]

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I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.
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Jessica Alba’s super genes have transformed her body back into unbelievable hotness.  (Egotastic)
Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments.  (Bush League)
In case you were wondering how to buy lingerie, Jayde Nicole is here to help.  (Spike)
Maxim was kind enough to throw together the Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes.  (Maxim)
Further proof that Rich People are dicks.  [...]