Holy fucking walrus penis, when did Anna Paquin become such a freakishly awesome sexbomb? Someone get me an audition for this show. Emmys will come raining down. Granted, the simulated sex scenes may only take up a total of 11 seconds, but I have already devised a solution to that. Prior to the simulated sex [...]

Meh. Do it again, Brooke, but with more nudity and less Jolly Green Giant syndrome.
Click to see Kendra Wilkinson work the pole like a professional.

Video Game – E3 2009 – Attack of the Show

So it looks exactly like every other magazine pictorial she has done while wearing a bikini. I am massively disappointed. She better do a week’s worth of AOTS shows completely naked or I will be forced to retaliate. How, you ask? Let’s just say that it [...]

You already knew that Entourage is fucking terrible, right?

Video Game – E3 2009 – Attack of the Show

I’m not too terribly excited about Olivia Munn’s upcoming Playboy pictorial as she wont be nude, and I’ve already seen her in bikinis and nearly naked dozens of times. What could Playboy possibly do to make a routine pictorial more exciting? Unless… That’s it! They are [...]