Video of the Day – Marisa Miller & Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis

How come whenever I go on vacation to exotic beaches there are never supermodels shooting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalogue? I mean, what the shit? What do I have to do to get Marisa Miller to come jogging in front of my beach chair, preferrably naked? Do you want me to wrestle a polar bear? I’ll do it. Don’t test me!

UPDATE: Who here knows how to graft a robotic arm onto a shoulder?