War on Bot Fly
In a stunning move the Bush Administration and blood sucking mosquitoes have jointly declared war on the Human Bot Fly (A species of the bot fly that attacks humanity). The Human Bot Fly is an evil and vile insectoid that has eggs that are deposited on humans. However, in order to accomplish this, the female bot fly finds a mosquito, holds its wings, and rapes it by depositing its eggs upon the mosquitoes abdomen. Then, after having its jollies violating the mosquito – it lets it go. The traumatized mosquito then goes to the nearest blood-bank (human) and gets a beverage (blood). The heat from the skin of a human then hatches the eggs, and the little bastard fucks burrow into the skin for up to eight weeks and can achieve up to a half inch of burrowing into your GOD DAMN SKIN.
The horrors inflicted upon long time enemies mankind and mosquito are enough for both to join forces in elimination of this small weapon of mass destruction. The reason this is such a sinister bastard, is that not only does it commit violent acts of physical and mental torture – it also violates humans in that it will burrow in any fleshy surface it can – with recorded cases of being on a male’s genitals (read that again!). The bastard is also notorious for INVADING YOUR TEAR DUCTS. It has also possibly been in one recorded case of brain infestation (and not the bullshit one that goes around in email with a billion maggots – no, just one fucking bot fly in the frontal lobe of some poor man or woman’s skull). This evil vile nasty fuck evolved to attack humans and primates, and lives in the Central to South American rain forests.
Options are still being discussed, but so far the most commonly used idea is Nuclear War.
There is no loving God.
Tags: Bot fly, evil, god hates you
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