White House Bombarded by Stupid

In what is being called the greatest terrorist attack since Fat Britney’s vagina escaped, Heidi Montag, and that one douche who’s trying to use her boobs to skyrocket to fame (if my calculations are correct Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt will skyrocket directly into the Sun), attended the White House Correspondent’s Dinner Saturday night.
It has not been determined how many people died in the attack but my scientific estimates range into the trillions. According to the NY Post:

“NOBODY expected to see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, DC, Saturday night, especially after the obnoxious couple (see photo, facing page) were disinvited from MSNBC’s table. But they managed to snag a last-minute seat at Fortune magazine’s table.”

Can you imagine the vacuum of stupid that was in that room? Bush, Cheney, Rice….. Montag?! It’s like Satan doesn’t even have to try to destroy the world anymore. Only those idiots would invite a fake-titted “reality” star with the intelligence of a half-eaten pickle to a dinner held by people with real jobs who are forced to cover the worst administration since Pinky and the Brain staged their coup (may not have actually happened except in my dreams…). I have to imagine that 97% of the journalists thought driving their steak-knives into their jugular was the greatest idea ever after seeing the First Couple of Retard saunter in.

I was going to find an actual picture of plastic tits at the dinner but since her only redeemable quality exists from her neck down I thought this would be better.